Would Jesus Buy This?

Would Jesus buy a bobble head of himself? With the Americanization of Jesus in our culture and paraphanalia that exists because of his popularity would he, if he were here on earth, buy it?

Seems like a silly question and yet I find that many feel that this is a cute representation of the person who claims to be the Son of God. Is this the kind of attention that He wants? Is this the kind of attention that He needs?

Would he himself use it as a fundraising gimmick to raise more money for his mission?

If you would put a Sidney Crosby [or favourite cultural icon of your choice]  bobble head on your dashboard then why wouldn't you put one of Jesus as well or in place of?